Surviving IKEA
November 17th, 2005
I rediscovered this hilarious link at Jen’s cute OH, IKEA site. Morning News writer Matthew Baldwin shows you how to survive the five treacherous worlds of IKEA.
“As you enter the SHOWROOM, perform a rolling dodge to the left. Grab a free
PAPER TAPE MEASURE and a handful of IKEA EMBLAZONED GOLF PENCILS from the kiosk
near the entryway. The PENCILS serve quite well as ranged weapons, but it will
take some time to master their use. Before venturing further in the world, stand
at the kiosk and practice hurling GOLF PENCILS at patrons as they enter the
SHOWROOM. Remember: Hitting the eyes does triple damage…”
LINKS:
The Morning News
OH, IKEA
