What makes a man a man…
December 21st, 2005
“Apart from virtue, integrity and all those other mamby pamby things that you
might expect me to list; I am starting a list of the truly important qualities
of manhood. Please post others that you think of that are in the same
vein.
A REAL MAN:
Wears a belt
Can drive a stick
Drinks coffee
Can assemble Ikea
furniture without the stinkin’ instructions
Can clear ice off his winshield
wiper while driving
Likes to pee on trees
Loves to scratch his
balls
Knows how to tie a tie
Can back a trailer into a spot
Keeps
deodorant in his car
Carries a knife (at least one)
Has short
nails
Loves “Sweet Home Alabama”
Gives his jacket to women that are cold”
Can drive a stick
Drinks coffee
Can assemble Ikea
furniture without the stinkin’ instructions
Can clear ice off his winshield
wiper while driving
Likes to pee on trees
Loves to scratch his
balls
Knows how to tie a tie
Can back a trailer into a spot
Keeps
deodorant in his car
Carries a knife (at least one)
Has short
nails
Loves “Sweet Home Alabama”
Gives his jacket to women that are cold”
Doug Geiger
I am right v2.0
Image: “Ikea Man”
By Sensitivetype @ IKEA Lovers/FLICKR
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