IKEA Screws
February 9th, 2006
From somewhere in the blogosphere, around MSN’s Spaces Sam writes:
“I spent hours putting together the two flat-pack IKEA wardrobes made up several very heavy pieces of wood and hundreds of different screws, nuts, bolts and strange shaped plastic pieces which look as if they belong in a Lego kit. I finally think I’ve nearly reached the end and then I realise I’m missing 3 screws!!!
It was even more frustrating than not having sex for 6 months!
I know I’m not great at reading maps or following instructions, I usually give up and guess but that’s probably why it once took me 4 hours to do the 1 hour trip …There must be a little screw eating monster in the IKEA warehouse who was feeling hungry last weekend….”
