Found reference to IKEA Dialogues on Minor Tweaks at IKEAFANS – hysterical! IKEA Anna is always fun, but Tom Bartlett give Anna a run for her money in 13 separate dialogues with Anna, and (hopefully) counting….
Anna: The IKEA business idea is: “We shall offer a wide-range of well-designed, functional home furnishing products at prices so low that as many people as possible will be able to afford them.”
Me: Wow. Did you memorize that? Read more…
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” I was in a goofy mood today so I whipped up old Saint Tokig, the patron saint
of IKEA. For those that pray for a local IKEA store, here’s the dude to talk to.
Feel free to download him and print him up, or whatever…”
Jen @ OH,IKEA!
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Is it me? Or is it my lamp?

“Turning on the lamp is as easy as turning me on, baby. The switch is on the electrical cord and it’s a big switch, which makes it easy to instantly turn off the lamp, just in case you don’t like seeing the hairy forests under my armpits or around my C-3PO and my two R2D2s when we get down to our Adam and Eve costumes.
With only me, you, and the glow from the Ikea Skyar Lamp, the first thing I would do is lay above you and lick your eyebrows, like I was a cat cleaning your fur. Awww, yeah. You know you like that. Then I would work my way down your beautiful face to your luscious nose, licking the tip of it. Don’t worry, baby. I brushed my teeth AND my tongue.
From there I would make my way south to your lovely lips, kissing them ever so gently and then licking them so that I can taste the flavor of your lipstick. Then I would passionately bite your lower lip, slowly pull it away from you, let it go, and then bark once like a dog.
By this point, I know you want me, but I’ll keep the anticipation high and make you want me even more….”
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:::Purrrrs::Visit
[Barbie sent this. Thanks!]
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Check out this witty composition by Ainurel in Sweden.
A Viking cat…err..cap?
“Funny stuff from Ikea: Bästis hooks”
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Titta and the Peeps
IKEA “Titta” finger puppets by Anna Efverlund and Marshmallow Peeps.
Image: ABF. View larger size @ FLICKR
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